I'm feeling a little old lately.
I didn't have a birthday or anything.
It's my husband's fault.
Isn't it always his fault?
He made me get a new cell phone.
I barely new how to work my old cell phone.
The phone that I had for the last two years.
It took me one year just to get comfortable checking the voicemail.
For the first year, my friends knew not to leave me a message. I never checked it.
My husband would pick up my phone every once in a while and say, "did you know that you have a message here?"
He would retrieve the message and listen to it and then say, "This message is a month old!"
Now I have to start all over with a new phone. More buttons and icons and things that I don't even know the names of. I feel old... help!