Dear Santa

Dear Santa,



I've been a very good girl this year. I have bought cooked junk healthy dinners for my family almost every day. I have done most of my chores. I have been a mean nice mom to my kids. I dragged 2 ungrateful kids drove them to various activities including swimming lessons, T-ball, Chess Club, Cub Scouts, Summer Concerts, Birthday Parties, and Soccer. I read in the parent manual, that trips to Chuck E. Cheese were optional and worth extra points. I did survive one trip to Chuck E. Cheese this year. I also took my 2 kids angels on a trip across the country to Detroit and Virginia for 10 days. alone. I didn't see this in the manual, but I believe that should be worth even more points.



I would like to redeem my points this year for the following:



1. A personal assistant (preferably a cutie)



2. A vacation (I mean a real vacation without kids and somewhere that has a bar in a pool and serves drinks with cute umbrellas.)



3. A nanny (and not one of those who will flirt with my husband)



4. A new car (ideally a car where the kids can ride as far away from me as possible)



5. A new bank account (mine is missing a few zeros at the end)



6. A maid (again, not someone too good looking who will flirt with my husband)



7. A vacation (the stress gets to me sometimes and causes me to lose my memory)



8. A new computer (while typing this, I am realizing how slow my computer is!)



9. A masseuse (another cutie would be nice)

10. That smell in the bathroom to go away (this may be solved by getting a toilet that is so big the kids can't miss it!)

11. World Peace and an end to Global Warming

12. 3 more wishes

13. A partridge in a pear tree