Dear Santa,
I've been a very good girl this year. I have
bought cooked
junk healthy dinners for my family
almost every day. I have done
most of my chores. I have been a
mean nice mom to my kids. I
dragged 2 ungrateful kids drove them to various
activities including swimming lessons, T-ball, Chess Club, Cub Scouts, Summer Concerts, Birthday Parties, and Soccer. I read in the parent manual, that trips to Chuck E. Cheese were optional and worth extra points. I did survive one trip to Chuck E. Cheese this year. I also took my 2
kids angels on a trip across the country to Detroit and Virginia for 10 days. alone. I didn't see this in the manual, but I believe that should be worth even more points.
I would like to redeem my points this year for the following:
1. A personal assistant (preferably a cutie)
2. A vacation (I mean a
real vacation
without kids and somewhere that has a bar in a pool and serves drinks with cute umbrellas.)
3. A nanny (and not one of those who will flirt with my husband)
4. A new car (ideally a car where the kids can ride as far away from me as possible)
5. A new bank account (mine is missing a few zeros at the end)
6. A maid (again, not someone too good looking who will flirt with my husband)
7. A vacation (the stress gets to me sometimes and causes me to lose my memory)
8. A new computer (while typing this, I am realizing how slow my computer is!)
9. A masseuse (another cutie would be nice)
10. That smell in the bathroom to go away (this may be solved by getting a toilet that is so big the kids can't miss it!)
11. World Peace and an end to Global Warming
12. 3 more wishes
13. A partridge in a pear tree