Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear Pick Up Truck Owner

Dear Owner of the blue pick up truck that parked next to me in the grocery store parking lot today,

That was such a nice bumper sticker you had on the back window, "Who lit fire to your tampon?" Next time, I wouldn't recommend leaving your dog in the back of your pick up truck. Anyone could come by and poison it.

Just a thought.

Love,
Cookie

PS I have a hunch that you might still be single, no?

8 comments:

Alvis said...

This post officially rocks! I am reminded of similar bumper stickers. One that comes to mind is "Get in, shut up, and hang on!". But are you likely to want to know either of these people? :)

Michelle said...

Sorry. Still snorting over here. I'm cracking up. At least he didn't ding your car? I'm looking for small pluses here!

Mama Zen said...

You are hilarious!

Elizabeth said...

Um, yeah, definitly single...and likely to stay that way. :)

girlytwins said...

OMLord!! Definitely single!!

lisaschaos said...

I've never seen that one before!

Fire Hunt said...

I'm cracking up!

Momisodes said...

LOL! And you didn't leaving a smoking Playtex on his hood? :)