Dear Owner of the blue pick up truck that parked next to me in the grocery store parking lot today,
That was such a nice bumper sticker you had on the back window, "Who lit fire to your tampon?" Next time, I wouldn't recommend leaving your dog in the back of your pick up truck. Anyone could come by and poison it.
Just a thought.
Love,
Cookie
PS I have a hunch that you might still be single, no?
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This post officially rocks! I am reminded of similar bumper stickers. One that comes to mind is "Get in, shut up, and hang on!". But are you likely to want to know either of these people? :)
Sorry. Still snorting over here. I'm cracking up. At least he didn't ding your car? I'm looking for small pluses here!
Um, yeah, definitly single...and likely to stay that way. :)
OMLord!! Definitely single!!
I'm cracking up!
LOL! And you didn't leaving a smoking Playtex on his hood? :)
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