Some bloggers have "Not Me" Mondays. Today, I'm doing a "Not Me" Friday.
I didn't forget the tooth fairy last night. My son didn't lose a tooth at school yesterday, put it under his pillow at night and then wake up to find the tooth still there. That would never happen in my house.
I didn't send my 5 year old to preschool this week even though he had a bad cough and runny nose. I didn't give him some cough medicine in the morning and then wait for my cell phone to ring when it wore off.
I didn't go to my bank's website several times a day to check if my tax return was there yet even though they said it would take a week.
I didn't write in my blog while sitting cross-legged on the chair so that my foot was asleep. After my foot was completely asleep and my blog entry was done, I didn't stand up only to fall on my face and bruise my chin. And my husband didn't laugh at me.
I didn't encourage my 5 year old to play video games so that I could get some things done around the house.
I didn't vacuum around a pile of coats on the dining room floor.
Yup, those are all things that I would never do.