Showing posts with label blue pick up truck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blue pick up truck. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Dear Pick Up Truck Owner

Dear Owner of the blue pick up truck that parked next to me in the grocery store parking lot today,

That was such a nice bumper sticker you had on the back window, "Who lit fire to your tampon?" Next time, I wouldn't recommend leaving your dog in the back of your pick up truck. Anyone could come by and poison it.

Just a thought.

Love,
Cookie

PS I have a hunch that you might still be single, no?