I did not use the vacuum to clear off the kitchen table. Not for the stove either.
I did not send out a blank invitation to my son's birthday party on Saturday. What kind of absent minded mother would do a thing like that??
I did not actually consider using the glow in the dark pink silly putty for my son's birthday party. I know how much my boys love pink.
I am not dressing up as a zombie for my ice skating class's performance in the winter holiday show on Friday. And we are not skating to the traditional Christmas classic, Michael Jackson's Thriller.
I am not waiting for the last minute to
I did not eat almost every Christmas cookie that I baked.
I did not calculate what my grade in my Japanese class would be if I didn't take the final instead of actually studying for the final.
I was not secretly relieved when one box of Christmas decorations fell and a few were broken. What a shame that I wouldn't have to find an inconvenient place for that knickknack that an old co-worker gave me 9 years ago and I
Yup, those are things that I would never do.
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Those are AWESOME! And I SO did not use my vacuum to do that exact same thing this morning.
HAHA! A blank invitation? That's awesome. I wish I would get one of those... for a good laugh.
That is soooooo funny! I would love to get one of those. It sure would get my noodle working trying to figure out whose birthday or anniversay it was. lol
I didn't accidentally lose a framed picture of myself that I don't like when I was moving my parents to assisted living.
I kind of like this, Cookie. :)
Glad to see I'm not the only one when it comes to the vacuuming.
Vacuums aren't just for floors - I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows this!
I think if we renamed pink - called it something boyish - it might be acceptable...like call it zombie blood or something :)
I have never vacuumed the kitchen table either. Nor the coffee table. ahem.
LOL LOL LOL! Hilarious.
The blank invitation and the broken xmas decoration...loved that.
Funny post!
Actually, I'm intrigued by this use of a vacuum. Did it work? Did it cause other problems? Do share!
I would like to try vacuuming the kitchen table.
i've sent out blank invitations, too! never cleaned the table with a vacuum, but i definitely should try it. :)
What's great about this is finding out what you did do, while you weren't doing things, like having a party, baking cookies, n doing a Christmas show thing-
my Human once used that screeming thing with the long suckin thing to suck all the old hair off me & my sister well as you know we hate it, I chewed the wire of it but he got another one... Hay everybody Marry Christmas
& I have seen him do alot of the things you people have done too
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