I did not use the vacuum to clear off the kitchen table. Not for the stove either.
I did not send out a blank invitation to my son's birthday party on Saturday. What kind of absent minded mother would do a thing like that??
I did not actually consider using the glow in the dark pink silly putty for my son's birthday party. I know how much my boys love pink.
I am not dressing up as a zombie for my ice skating class's performance in the winter holiday show on Friday. And we are not skating to the traditional Christmas classic, Michael Jackson's Thriller.
I am not waiting for the last minute to
I did not eat almost every Christmas cookie that I baked.
I did not calculate what my grade in my Japanese class would be if I didn't take the final instead of actually studying for the final.
I was not secretly relieved when one box of Christmas decorations fell and a few were broken. What a shame that I wouldn't have to find an inconvenient place for that knickknack that an old co-worker gave me 9 years ago and I
Yup, those are things that I would never do.