My 5 year old was holding a Pokemon card. He came up to me and said, "Mommy, this card was made in 2006."
I wasn't sure where this conversation was going. I nodded. "So?"
"This card is old," he said.
"No, it's not old. It was made in 2006."
"That is 3 YEARS?! That is so old!"
Good thing he doesn't know what year I was born!