I'm wondering if anyone received an email today from their secret admirer. I did. I don't usually open emails that have subject lines about a "secret admirer" or "someone is looking for you" or "someone loves you" or "we're going to send you $1M and then you send it back to us." Especially that last one.
But today I knew the sender of my "secret admirer" email. I get emails from this person regularly. My admirer included a picture of himself. He's an older man, but looks young. He has great skin, but he could stand to lose some of the fat around his middle. And he could really use a good tan. I've heard that he tastes delicious covered in butter.
Did anyone else get the same email?
I have a feeling that I'm not the only one with this secret admirer.
My secret admirer has a way of getting around.
Anyone else who has subscribed to the Pillsbury newsletter may have gotten the same email from the same secret admirer.