I Think Therefore I'm Single

This morning I saw a pick up truck stopped at the light with a bumper sticker that said, "I think therefore I'm single." Now being married (for 12 years) I took a little offense to this. When the light turned green and my car moved forward, I could see the single driver of the pick up truck. He was picking his nose. Really picking his nose. Past the first knuckle and still going. It was so attractive. In my opinion, he might need to do a little more thinking about why he is still single.